fluent in stroll

my birthday is this Saturday

my friends are graduating that day 

my friends are missing my graduation and my birthday because THEY’RE SELFISH

they want their AWARDS and DIPLOMAS

how rude

I took a shower and had toast and coffee and I feel a little better but my cheek, neck, and back all still hurt a lot. 

I think I’m working with Ms. Kovach again today so hopefully I can just sit in a comfy chair and do more tests

wait I have tot ell you guys that I have like 33 hours down adn I need 75 god ths is taking forever 

man you guys are boring i’[m going to bed

i like my phone better than the computer because when i type i or i’m it justr puts in an apostrophe and capitalizes i and it fizxes my mistakes god typing for real is such a cdrag i’[m getting to be the laziest typer

my throat hurts and whenever my throat hurts and I cough I think of Emma with her STD from Degrassi

OH SO my doctor says I mmight have sleep apnea and I have to go do a sleep study and my sores might be skin cancer what the fuck

how do you spell apnea 

apniea apnia apnea

sometimes I’m just like wow I’m so much cooler than a lot of people I know and then I feel bad and I think that with my ego I’m not actually cool and then I remember I have cripplingly low self esteem except for when I’m by myself or on the internet

I started my period and that sucks because now on top of EVERYTHING ELSE I’m going to have cramps and worst of all

feelings

also I told Taylor earlier that I like broccoli more than I like her

I was in the administrative assistant class today and this one girl said she had a really bad weekend and another girl was like you’ll get through it and then the first girl was like no I won’t it’s so tough and the first girl whispers “it ain’t AIDS, is it? or are you pregnant? if it’s not either of those, you’re good, girl”

and I still find it hilarious that those are her 2 top “you won’t make it through this” scenarios 

I hope a zombie apocalypse happens and the zombies only eat the people who have been prepping for this forever and read all the books and are obsessed with zombies so the rest of us don’t have to listen to you anymore

I stayed at school for the advisory meeting

I got my nails done

I got my eyebrows done

Taylor, Sunnie, and Johnathon went with me to get chinese food

I’m tired

tomorrow is the graduation practice ugh